I hate school.
When I go school, I do not get time to drop down cool art, plus I am exposed to new areas. My brain cannot handle.
I hate Internet.
Every time I sit down in front Photoshop to do meaningful work, I get distracted by other cool Deviantart artists......and IMDB.....and pron. Definitely porn!!! My sanity cannot handle.
I hate human advancement.
These geeks are coming up with cooler and cooler programs that will burn out my CPU fans and strap me in a straight jacket, to be left in a padded room surrounded by glowing lights and striped sounds. My computer cannot handle.